The end is near
God is angry
about abandoned traditions
about relativism most of all.
there are bats in our belfry
and snakes in our basement
disregarded Tupperware in the kitchen
that the Ladies' Aid would like to have claimed
or they will put it on the auction block next Summer
Should we contract ahead for fuel oil now
for next winter?
Somewhere between esoteric eschatology
and banal minutia
with Tillich and Kierkegaard,
Barth and Dostoevsky
No matter how many indulgences
Tetzel would sell
he'd never get me out of this Earthly Hell.
Its not other people, as said Kant
but out of this church voters' meeting
that I want!
Motion to adjourn
to the tavern
with professors Luther and Melanchthon
for a pint
will join us.