You might be a Lutheran if...

• If you hear something really funny in church and smile as loud as you can, you might be a Lutheran.
• If you have an uncontrollable urge to sit in the back of any room, you might be a Lutheran.
• If you tap a church visitor on the shoulder and say, "excuse me, but you're in my seat," you might be a Lutheran.
• If it's 110 degrees outside and you still have coffee at the church function, you might be a Lutheran.
• If you automatically sing 'amen' at the end of every song you sing, you might be a Lutheran.
• If all of your casserole dishes have your name on the bottom, you might be a Lutheran.
• If you believe that Jesus said, "Where two or three are gathered in my name, there will be a free-will offering," you might be a Lutheran.
• If your house is a mess because you're "saved by Grace," not by works, you might be a Lutheran.
• If you sing "Stand Up, Stand Up for Jesus" while sitting down, you might be a Lutheran.
• If you're watching "Star Wars" and when they say, "May the force be with you," you have the urge to answer, "and also with you," you might be a Lutheran.