Arrrgh,

Avahst Mateys!

Arrgh, I'm hopin' ye all will be speakin' like one of us, insteadn' like yer usual land-lubbers this Wensdee, September the nienteenth! Arrgh. Sure'n it be a real holiday, just gives it a Google to find out! An' as long as I got ye here, say a prayer or two for the lass in this picture too, she's been through a lot in the last few years.

We'll be seen ya.
Meanwhile,
Me ka pule,
Pirate Ted